Room 295

You enter the room 295. The room is filled with an abundance of computers and a short green fellow stands at the front of the room. The short green fellow instructs you to login to a random computer. After logging into the computer you feel a strange "force" beside you. You look down and realize it's none other than Matt Jenkins. You feel compelled to train in the ways of the "force", and begin his training. He instructs you to put on a helmet and use the force to load the game zork without typing or using the mouse. You try to load the game furiously but to no avail, you cannot the load it. You throw the helmet off in frustration and hear a ding. You see a urgent message on your screen and it reads "if you want real training, the darkside can teach you all you need to know. Just come to room 208". Yoda is dumbfounded by your actions and yells jibberish in your direction as you run away.

Enter Room 208